How old are you?: 24 How many seasons at Charlwood FC: 2 What position do you play?: Utility Player Previous / Other Clubs: AFC Bideford, Frenches, Charlwood Village (sunday) Playing Strengths?: Kicking the opposition. Towel flicking in the showers And Weaknesses?: Turning circle of an artic lorry. Getting plastered the night before a match |Which teammate do you most admire?: Penalty Pete Turner - How can such a short arse win everything in the air? How can he look in dismay at referees decision everytime he kicks a lump out of an attackers ankle?! Pure class Favourite Movie: Nuns like it up the bottom Favourite Track: I am the one and only - Chesney Hawkes 3 Things to take to a desert island: 1. Manicure Set 2. Shampoo 3. Conditioner Whats your team?: The mighty Crystal Palace Your favourite player?: Nigel Martyn and Gareth Southgate - consistency, simple but effective People say I look like: A white Wesley Snipes apparently. Someone also said Will Young Give us a joke: Did you hear about the magic tractor... drove down the road and turned into a field! What's your advice to the Charlwood management?: Take it one game at a time! And at the end of the day, it gets dark! If not a Charlwood superstar, what would you be?: You would find me on www.gimpsdoitbest.com wearing a mask and suspenders  holding a whip.

UGLY MUG TO APPEAR HERE

Mild mannered Shouie is as reserved off the pitch as he is on it. Of an evening he likes nothing more than to retire to bed early with a good book (pop-ups are his favourite). A visionary passer of the ball his cultured right boot has a kicking range of very hard to very very hard. Currently out injured with a minor shoulder injury, sustained after a particulary vigourous night in.