How old are you?: 35 How many seasons at Charlwood FC: 5 I think What position do you play?: Left Back Previous / Other Clubs: South Park, Monotype Playing Strengths?: Strong in the tackle, passionate, ok in the air.  I hate losing And Weaknesses?: My right peg also I'm not the most cultured of players.  Some of the lads also mention my lack of pace. |Which teammate do you most admire?: Pete Turner for being more dirty in the tackle than me. Also Macca for playing on even with his back problems A Memorable Charlwood moment?: My 40 yard power driver of a goal against Reigate Priory Favourite Movie: Some Like It Hot Favourite Track: Outside of a circle - Ocean Colour Scene 3 Things to take to a desert island: Beer, TV and Women ( I hope my wife doesn't read this) Whats your team?: Nottingham Forest Your favourite player?: Thierry Henry (current) & John Robertson (ex Forest) People say I look like: Phil Collins & Brad Pitt Give us a joke: My right foot What's your advice to the Charlwood management?: Be more confident, they should be barking out orders not leaving it to the gobby defence.  Also have a team talk in the changing room before the game and not leaving it until 3 seconds before kick off If not a Charlwood superstar, what would you be?: A Sales genius or a male model

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Former town cryer Bettsy joined the club by accident when, having barked out instructions for several weeks, he was mistakenly assumed to be a player. Since then, he has developed a left foot and can now adequately pass for one. Blessed with natural pace, he feels this is an unfair advantage and hence refuses to use it. Has a weakness for other peoples cigarettes and electrical tape.